I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
They just kept handing me shots and saying welcome to college
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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