i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
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