would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
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You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
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I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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