Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
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Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
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So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
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