I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Yeah, but i got vodka and bacon out of it, so it's fine.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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