Ben affleck wants to be a US senator. Just thought you would puke with me
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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