The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
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I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
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I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
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