Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?
i used baking grease as lip gloss
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
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my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
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But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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