Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
A guy is going to be inside me and I'm gunna start singing "I am stuck on your penis, cause your penis is stuck in meeee!"
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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