Sry I called you an 8
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
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The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
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You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
u ever get horny for food. i ordered a bunch of crepes and its doin it 4 me
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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