I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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