yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
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Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
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My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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