I think i sorta joined a cult last night
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
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