I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
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I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
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Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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