forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
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Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
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Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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