Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
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your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
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Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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