and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
