is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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