what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
Small penises have feelings too.
I looked at my own cervix.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
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Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
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I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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