On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
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