Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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