last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
Just took my morning after pill in the library
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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