Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Just saw a homeless guy with a sign that said "Family abducted by aliens. Need money for ransom" and on the back of the sign it said "And it's only $.88"
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
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