Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
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lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
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The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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