It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
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Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
The investigator asked if we were sharing a pitcher of margaritas. I corrected him and explained that we each had our own.
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
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Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Yes. We drank 3/4 of a handle of vodka, fried and ate a 3lb package of bacon, I tackled the neighbors snowman, made snow angels in our underwear, and then fucked all night. Christmas success.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
He described his sex dream about me using only emojis
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
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