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Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
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As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I told him if he ever gets a "wink" text from me after 10:00pm to assume I really mean "we should be hooking up by 2:30am"
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
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I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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