im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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