So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Bel-fucking-mar, this place has more popped collars than a Hollister catalog
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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