Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
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Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
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I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I have mystery bruises on my right knee, right arm, under my chin, and on my forehead. What the fuck happened last night??
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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