a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
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Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I spent half an hours grinding with a drunk Harry Potter cosplayer at the con rave. Pretty sure I felt his wand.
I woke up at 3:30 this morning to pee. Luckily, I didn't have to travel far as I was asleep in my CLOSET on my yoga mat. Good news is I had a pillow...
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She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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