Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
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just left a line of flour and citric acid on the dresser for my roommate to find. teach that bastard to steal my coke!
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
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Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
I woke up remembering only that I got pulled over by a cop, then looked over and found that same cop, naked.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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