is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
no. you can't hotbox the world.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
there was a trail of blood coming out of one of the bathroom stalls. thought of you
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I'm going to write a horror movie. It's going to be called "Fat People on a Squeaky Bed" and it's going to feature me laying in bed last night listening to my overweight roommate and her fat boyfriend tossing and turning all night
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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