so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
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She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
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Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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