those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
bro i finally banged her last night on our basement couch
I'm at this frat party right now and yelled "my little 16 year old brother finally lost his virginity." They gave you a standing ovation
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
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Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
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We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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