so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
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We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
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The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
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