the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
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1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Are we still banned from the library?
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
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There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I don't know what's worse. The fact that my biological mother is an unwitting bigamist, or the fact that my half sister is trying to seduce my girlfriend.
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