i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
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drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
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Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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