It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
is this the sara with the beer cane?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
I am just going to stick my boobs out and hope for the best
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
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