so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
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he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
it's like heaven, but drunker
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
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Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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