guys are not supposed to queef...right?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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