im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
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