Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
My dad picked me up from the bus station and as soon as he saw me he yelled "bus backwards is SUB!" and started laughing, I'm like 800% sure he's stoned. I'm so happy I came home for spring break.
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
Dear sober self, your keys are on the table in front of you the only way your typing this is with autocorrect goodnight love you
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
