So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
Who knew drunk me could climb a 17 story building for apple juice and sex
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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