Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
I had mdma, weed, and alcohol in my system. My doctor seems to think that's how I tore my groin.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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