You're so nebulous sometimes
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Hey, scratch that. I've shit 8 times today. I don't have the energy to get laid so I cancelled my date.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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