The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Henry's handball, Tiger Wood's Car Crash, Roger Federer losing ... That's it....I'm throwing my Gillete away
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Hahahahahahhajahahahahajajjajahjahahajahahajajahahahajjajajahahjajajajajahahahajjjajajaahhahhahahahahahahahaha dominos taxi
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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