did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
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after a month anything with tits is on the radar
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
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He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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