She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
If I never see my landlord's dick again, it'll be too soon.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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