And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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