She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
Randomize
