You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'm trashed wearing your mom's snuggie. She says hello.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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