I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
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school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
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I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
maybe you met your husband and you just don't know it yet
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