Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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