just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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