So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
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In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
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I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
He's tiny, but ripped. Like a stacked hobbit. He's going to pull our sexy, crime-fighting rickshaw.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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