How does everyone that never saw me naked know I'm built like a smurf?
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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